The Great Letterbox Wars

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  • Letterboxes sealed shut with parcel tape

  • Letterboxes sealed shut with gaffer tape (different beast)

  • Letterboxes glued shut (commitment)

  • Letterboxes filled with newspaper from the inside (medieval but effective)

  • Letterboxes weaponised with brushes so dense that to push anything through is to lose part of your hand

  • Letterboxes that open into a sealed wooden box, like Schrödinger's post — was the document delivered, or is it forever in superposition?

    
    

  Defendants who do this always assume we'll go away. We won't. The documents will be served. They just won't be served through the letterbox.